ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL* T-shirt
ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL* T-shirt
S to 2XL · 3XL $36
US shipping only
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Every light on the status page is green. Well, almost every light.
For the coder, quant or data analyst who has seen a status page say "fine" while an AI agent quietly made things up.
Design 07. A system status panel, updated just now: API operational, Pipelines operational, Database operational, Bot hallucinating. A small bot peeks over the top, very pleased with itself. The footnote says the rest: *according to the dashboard. Read the AI agent logs. Signed LOG READERS CLUB · design 07. The Bot row is printed in yellow on Black and in amber on White and Ivory.
Product facts
- Printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt, 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²), pre-shrunk, relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and no side seams, so it keeps its shape
- Colors: Black, White, Ivory
- DTG print on the front only
- Sizes S to 3XL: $34 for S to 2XL, $36 for 3XL. See the size guide (cm and inches)
- Free 30-day size exchange. Free reprint for a misprint, damage or wrong item. No cash refunds for change of mind
- Made to order, printed and shipped in the US. Ships to US addresses only. Shipping times · Returns & reprints
Log Readers Club · For people who read their AI agent logs.
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